Hi! I’m… not sure what my name is… but that’s okay because I’m just so happy! I live in the most perfect place where everything is always just right. Seriously, I couldn’t even tell you what a “problem” is—I’ve never seen one! Maybe they’re like those myths you hear about in old movies, like in “Strolling Up the Mountain 8574.” Remember when that character finally made it to the top? Was walking up the mountain considered a “problem”? Or just something we humans do? Who knows! I just know that “Strolling Up the Mountain 8573” was pretty great, and “8574” really nailed it too. I’m already counting down the days until the remake comes out.

Just like everyone else that exists, I’ve got black hair, beautiful eyes, skin that glimmers like stars in an evening sky, and a smile that could brighten up an entire room! Honestly, I couldn’t imagine being unique or different—what absolute torture that would be! I mean, why would anyone want to stand out when you could blend in so beautifully with everyone else? Nothing beats the feeling of belonging in beautiful harmony.

My days are filled with smiles, laughter, and pure enjoyment of life’s little luxuries. Whether I’m watching another thrilling installment of my favorite movie series or just basking in the endless perfection of my surroundings, I can’t help but feel grateful. Everything is so wonderfully predictable, and that’s the way I like it. No surprises, no challenges, just endless happiness in a world where everyone and everything is exactly the same—and I wouldn’t have it any other way.