Ah, so you want to hear about Kookliilaklak Wallace Dwerfty, do you? Well, let me tell you, there’s no one quite like me—though good luck saying my name three times fast. I’m the kind of guy (if you can even call me that) who could juggle flaming stars while reciting poetry about the meaning of life, all without spilling my cup of cosmic tea.

Now, I’m not your average run-of-the-mill universe ruler. Oh no, this guy’s got style. My hair? A wild tangle that looks like it’s been caught in a perpetual windstorm. My eyes? Imagine the most brilliant kaleidoscope you’ve ever seen, then multiply that by a gazillion. And that cloak I wear? It’s woven from the dreams of a thousand dreamers, shimmering with colors that don’t even have names.

So, if you ever find yourself in Ever, and you happen to bump into Kookliilaklak Wallace Dwerfty, don’t be afraid to say hello. Just be ready for the adventure of a lifetime—because when you’re with me, the ordinary becomes extraordinary.